#me and my homies hate chatgpt

[leo-lem]

chatgpt will always and forever be my mortal nemesis

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

[oxymoronicdumbass]

if i have to sit through one more conversation in which i have to listen to someone chirp about the benefits of AI, i am going to stab someone

[undertheorangetree]

Can I just hate AI on main?? Snapchat is advertising their AI person to me: I already hate that it’s at the top of my screen. Google’s first results are all AI now and have listed information that is factually incorrect. The new iPhone is out and when they email me about it half the email is “look at this new AI!” I hate it so much! I don’t want it! Most of the time it’s wrong/stupid, I don’t want technology grabbing my stuff and fucking with it (I already hate algorithms that sell me shit) and I really don’t want its use progressing; people stealing other’s unfinished works and feeding it to AI to “finish” enrages me. And as a former teacher and current coach I can literally see my students getting less smart/creative/driven/patient because of things like ChatGPT. If they don’t have an answer INSTANTLY they give up and they refuse to take five seconds to even pretend to verify that answer. (I hate sounding like a “kids these days” because I know adults are doing it too, I just don’t teach adults yknow?)

Sorry about the rant I just got that stupid Snapchat message and I knew this was an anti-AI safe space. Thank you and have a good day homie.

If AI has no haters I’m cold in my grave

[elote-on-pudding]

Generating shitposts with ChatGPT

1. “How to tell if a man is into you: does he seem mildly disgusted by his own attraction to you? That’s gay panic, babes.”

2. “Normalize threatening your friends, but like in a loving way. ‘I’ll kill you’ and ‘I miss you’ should hold the same energy.”

3. “Straight men really out here treating affection like a rare Pokémon card—‘Sorry, can’t show you my feelings, only do that once every 10 years.’”

4. “Me: I don’t want to cause any drama.

Also me: causes drama for no reason”

5. “Toxic trait? I think my enemies are obsessed with me because why else would they hate me if they weren’t in love with me?”

6. “Imagine waking up and realizing you’re not in some homoerotic Greek tragedy. Tragic, truly.”

7. “They say you are what you eat, but I’ve been eating emotional damage and bad decisions for years, and I’m still slaying.”

8. “My ideal type? Someone who could probably kill me but chooses not to because they’re also kinda into me.”

9. “Boys don’t want love. Boys want to be vaguely insulted by other boys until they question their sexuality.”

10. “When will men understand that ‘bro, you’re hot’ is just as valid as ‘bro, you’re doing great’? Compliment your homies. Love is stored in the bros.”

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[omgitsaime]

FUCK CHATGPT

ME AND MY HOMIES HATE CHATGPT

PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO USE THIS THING TO BUMP OUT REAL WRITERS AND JOURNALISTS (such as myself) BUT IT'S NOT WORKING. EVERYTHING IT WRITES SUCKS BUT DO THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT? NO. THEY DO IT ANYWAY

But here's the kicker, my dad is OBSESSED with this whole AI movement going on rn, and he thinks it's the best thing in the world (he's a major tech guy. It's his thing), and I keep trying to tell him that these AI programs he loves so much could potentially keep people from getting jobs, but he will not listen. Idk how many ways I can tell him that he's supporting a system that A. Is faulty and probably won't even last and B. Sets a gross precedent, but he's basically gone the route of plugging his ears and going "LALALALA!"

FUCK CHATGPT AND FUCK AI

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option